man-flu có nghĩa làThe condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening. ExampleYou: Awww, you poor fella.Him: I'm DYING! You: (Soothingly) Oh, you're not dying Cy. Him: (Indignant) I AM! I have Man Flu! You: Do you need some sympathy? Him: Yes! But no one understands my pain... You: I understa- Him: NO YOU DO NOT!!! man-flu có nghĩa làA rare strain of flu so powerful and so deadly it can only be matched by the Bubonic Plague and Aids. A incurable virus which has adapted to only effect the "XY" gene found in men. The virus attacks the immune system 10,000 times harder than the average flu virus, causing excruciating pain for the victim. Man Flu has no cure and prayers can save the forsaken life of the infected. The often deadly virus is mostly laughed at by women who sadly cannot contract "Man Flu" ExampleWoman: Is he ok?Doctor: I'm afraid not, I'm sad to say he has Man Flu man-flu có nghĩa làThe one week out of the year when a man has a cold, and doesn't feel good, and excercises his right to complain and whine- contrary to every fucking day of a woman's life when we have to hear you complain. ExampleGF: Ugh, BF is so annoying and whiny, all he has is a cold.BFF: Oh, yeah, the Man Flu. BF: GOD FORBID you take care of ME for ONE DAY and not complain. man-flu có nghĩa là1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*. ExampleMale1: I think I have Man-Flu?! Male2: OMG, do we have time to call an Ambulance? I'm so sorry, you will be missed!man-flu có nghĩa làterm spoken by women, about men exaggerating the severity of a cold ExampleMan: I'm not feeling very wellWoman: Oh, you've got man flu man-flu có nghĩa làWhen a man suffers from a minor illness, typically a cold, but complains of severe symptoms, such as severe pain and nausea, they are said to be suffereing from man-flu. The female perspective is typically that the afflicted man is suffering from attention-seeking behaviour, or that men have a lower pain threshold because they aren't designed to give birth. The male perspective is that actually it does hurt, and I will have another cup of hot chocolate thank-you. ExampleWoman: "Jack's been off work for 3 days with what he reckons is that H5N1 killer flu, but I had it last week and it's was only a cold, so I think he's just got man-flu."man-flu có nghĩa làMan flu, a term used to address a flu-like illness exclusive to men. Often 'man flu' is a term that is subject to ridicule and scepticism, the actual existence of it doubted. It is often assumed by others, namely women, as a namby pamby excuse used by their boyfriends, fathers, male work collegues and sons to predominantly to get out of responsibilities. ExampleMICHAEL and JULIE, in their 20s, sit on a sofa. Michael sneezes. Clutches his chest as he coughs. He slumps back and reclines on the sofa, feverish.Michael: I've got Man Flu. Can't get up. Give me a piggyback up the stairs will you? Julie: Didn't you already get me to bring you a glass of milk? Now you want me to carry you to bed? Do you want me to get into the shower with you and scrub your poor aching back as well? Michael: My God. I only want to go sleep it off, what's with the pissy attitude? Julie: Are you a man or a mouse? Michael: What does it mean, to be a man? And is it wrong to show a moment of weakness, is it wrong to want sympathy, to be babied once in a while? Why is it wrong for men, and acceptable for women? man-flu có nghĩa làAlso the male equivalent to a woman's fake headache -- though more widely used getting out of bad dates, chick flicks and other woman oriented activities than to avoid sex with the significant other. Example"I am pretty sure Don gave me a man flu story because he didn't want to go to Sally's bridal shower with me."man-flu có nghĩa làAn affliction that affects the Y chromosome in the human population. symptoms include delirium, headaches, chronic fatigue, catarrh, severe confusion, sniffles and a bit of a cough. Has been linked to hypochondria though as yet no scientific link has been proved.In the event of a suspected case of Manflu, you are advised to keep the patient hydrated via the normal fluid intake: to wit;usual fluids (water, fruit juice beer and spirits). Fat intake is also recommended to give the patient calorific energy.We recommend protein, carbohydrate, fat in the ratio of 2:4:9. Example"MAN FLU man flu" MAN FLU"MAN FLUman flu" J.L.P.Smith versus The Government of the U.S.A. man-flu có nghĩa là''Sick'' but still able to game Examplebrutal throat and chest but can still get a game or 2 in ''Perry's man flu'' |