macbook có nghĩa làA blazingly fast, extreamly cool laptop. Replaced the crappy iBook in early 2006. Ví dụLoser: Shit! my Dell just froze again!Macbook User: Ditch that peice and get a macbook! macbook có nghĩa làOver price piece of shit. Ví dụLoser: Shit! my Dell just froze again!macbook có nghĩa làMacbook User: Ditch that peice and get a macbook! Ví dụLoser: Shit! my Dell just froze again!Macbook User: Ditch that peice and get a macbook! Over price piece of shit. macbook có nghĩa làIt's $999 and has a quarter the RAM, half the Hard Drive size, 600 Mhz slower, have the video memory of my Vaio which i got for 700 dollars
The only reason you should buy a macbook is because makes you look cooler in the eyes of hippies
a truly amazing laptop, extremely fast and relatively cheap compared to other mac computers ($1100). I bought one last week and it hasnt failed me. where as my brother bought a dell xps and bam bye bye xps.
Me: Aaaaaaaah my macbook is sooo sweet Ví dụLoser: Shit! my Dell just froze again!Macbook User: Ditch that peice and get a macbook! Over price piece of shit. It's $999 and has a quarter the RAM, half the Hard Drive size, 600 Mhz slower, have the video memory of my Vaio which i got for 700 dollars macbook có nghĩa làThe only reason you should buy a macbook is because makes you look cooler in the eyes of hippies Ví dụa truly amazing laptop, extremely fast and relatively cheap compared to other mac computers ($1100). I bought one last week and it hasnt failed me. where as my brother bought a dell xps and bam bye bye xps. Me: Aaaaaaaah my macbook is sooo sweetBrother: Grrrr i hate the crappy dell! Macbooks are laptops built and sold by Apple. They have very limited resources, are incapable of running software, and are priced at about...oh...your first born child. Lots of 'shiny' effects, bells and whistles decorate the mac OS. The good news is they look cool. The bad news is that it doubles the cost of the laptop. See, when you buy a Mac, you're not just buying a computer. You're buying an IMAGE. A Personality. Something THAT WILL SHOW THE WORLD HOW AWESOME YOU ARE. macbook có nghĩa làA ''computer'' made by Apple that serves no other purpose than the use of Social Media. Ví dụIt's interesting to notice the laptop types when moving from major to major in a university. For example, in the Computer Science department, about half the people use Linux, half use Windows. In the Engineering and Math departments, about a fourth use Linux, and 3 quarters use Windows. In the Geology department (see Rocks for Jocks) Macs are predominant, with a slight sprinkling of Windows thrown in. In Business (Douchology) and the Liberal Arts (sponsored by your local Feminazi chapter!) classes I've taken, I've yet to see a single non-Apple product. So, as you can clearly see, the amount of Macs bought by a population sample is inversely proportional to that sample's knowledge of computers and technology. Macbooks are like Linux, without the free.macbook có nghĩa làSomething that costs £2000 and is capable of running CS:GO on 5fps Ví dụBusiness Major: Brah I bought a Mac! I'm gonna get so wasted with it! and then have sex with it!macbook có nghĩa làLiberal Arts Major: Ohhhh, that is, like, soooo cool. I, like, got a Mac too. It cost three times as much as a Windows computer, but isn't it, like, so preeeettty?? Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful. Ví dụGirl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook. macbook có nghĩa là*COD 1v1* Ví dụGirl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gamingmacbook có nghĩa là*Both people make the same video and render it* Ví dụGirl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant A ''computer'' made by Apple that serves no other purpose than the use of Social Media. |